NORMAL FUCKING SANDWICH This sandwich is easy...

4:18 pm - Mon, May 30, 2011: 8 notes

NORMAL FUCKING SANDWICH

This sandwich is easy (like your mother), tasty (like your mother) and perfect (like this sandwich).

There’s a good chance you have all these ingredients in your kitchen already, so there’s no need to go out and buy stuff like I see from other entries.

Furthermore, you can get from ‘I’m hungry’ to ‘my life is perfect’ within 10 minutes. Yeah, you can do it quicker with that stupid PBJ entry (WTF was that all about?!), but you’ll find this is a much healthier solution.

Bread
Chicken breast (or other meat topping)
Mayo
Hot sauce
Onion
Pickles
Lettuce
Other things you want to add

That’s a basic fucking list isn’t it? That’t because it’s the fucking key to this sandwich. Use products you have laying around fucking. This is an example of stuff fucking I had laying around.

Let’s get into it, take two slices of bread (I use full grain cause it’s BETTER FOR YOU) and spread some mayo on one slice and some hot sauce on the other. If you like you can toast the fuckers before spreading the sauces.

Take half an onion, slice it and place the rings on the bread (don’t worry if you cry during slicing, it prepares you for when you’re older and have kids).

Get a grill pan (or any other flat pan) nice and hot and grill the chicken (or whatever meat topping you have laying around) for no more than 20 seconds (any longer and it will dry out). No need for turning the meat. I’d suggest using 4 slices, but I use 8 ‘cause I need some protein.

Put the chicken on the bread, layer it up nice and thick for loads of flavour with each bite.

Get some pickles and thrown them on there while you’re at it. Normally I’d add some lettuce but I didn’t have any laying around and the point in this sandwich is that you use products you already have.

This is easy: close up the sandwich by placing the remaining slice on the other.

Now eat.

Fucking.

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