Going Down On Chicago, An Erotic Tour Part One:...

9:51 pm - Fri, Apr 8, 2011: 24 notes

Going Down On Chicago, An Erotic Tour

Part One: Everybody Swallows

That’s Hot Doug’s. Click the link for particulars. The main thing you need to know is that they make Chicago-style dogs. They have other stuff, but when in Rome, eat a motherfucking Roman hot dog. Experience the local cuisine. Don’t get hung-up on your way, be a man and diversify.

Keeeyriiiisst will you look at that gorgeous dog? That is Chicago perfection. A Vienna beef dog on a poppyseed bun that’s been run through the motherfucking garden. I can hear you rolling your eyes. Yes, as a matter of fact that is day-glo green sweet relish and a motherfucking dill spear, what of it? You eat that dog and you relish it. It’s the Chicaaaago way.

Those aren’t your typical french fried potatoes. Those are Hot Doug’s famous duck fat fries. Settle down, you can’t have sex with them. Eating them will have to do. Seven words of warning: They’re only available on Fridays and Saturdays. Plan accordingly.

That concludes our first stop on the Erotic Tour of Chicago eateries. Next installment:

Deep Dish, An Oral Encounter