Would you like homemade cookies or candy delivered directly to your door?
Of course you do. Unless you’re a commie. You’re not a commie are you? I bet you’re not. I bet you want cookies delivered to your door.
For a mere $25 donation to benefit The Arthritis Foundation, I can make that happen. Cookies? Done. Brownies? Fuck yeah. Chocolate-covered pretzels? I’m on the motherfucker.
Tomorrow morning, I’ll be getting up early, tying jingle bells to my Asics, and running the Indianapolis Jingle Bell Run. There was a time not too long ago when my arthritis would have made that impossible. Thanks largely to the generosity of Tumblr, I’ve raised more than $1,000. Today is the last day to contribute and it is the absolute last time I’ll bring it up. (I know I said that yesterday, but I’M OFFERING YOU COOKIES, PEOPLE.)
Make a donation, send me a message with your request, and I’ll ship some baked (or dipped) goodness right to you. And while you indulge your sweet tooth, you can know that you helped the nearly 50 million Americans living with arthritis lead more comfortable lives.
To all of you who have contributed, to all of you who have reblogged my posts about this, to all of you who have hearted these posts, to all of you who have inexplicably continued to follow me while I inundate you with requests for money … thank you. Most sincerely. Thank you.
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do-over said:
I’m good for 25 but I’m out for the evening. I’ll do it when I get home, promise!
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just give 25 dollars...Rich for arthritis so...could get...
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nomoreundead said:
that’s really incredible!
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el-pee said:
What if I’m a commie who likes cookies???
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thekeri said:
I’m unbelievably excited for you. You’ll be fantastic!
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janetisserlis reblogged this from anarchyandscotch and added:
iPad again. can’t scroll down. I’d likecookiesbut...crazy about food right now
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bekaboo said:
Such a good cause! I wish we had it to give. Our money went to the American Heart Association this year, but remember millions of younger Americans are afflicted with arthritis too. We give when we can. Thank you for doing this!!
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dammitkate said:
I wish I could eat chocolate covered pretzels. Stupid disease.
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