December 2011
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Would you like homemade cookies or candy delivered... →
anarchyandscotch:
Of course you do. Unless you’re a commie. You’re not a commie are you? I bet you’re not. I bet you want cookies delivered to your door.
For a mere $25 donation to benefit The Arthritis Foundation, I can make that happen. Cookies? Done. Brownies? Fuck yeah. Chocolate-covered pretzels? I’m on the motherfucker.
Tomorrow morning, I’ll be getting up early, tying jingle bells to my...